But if you're not my mother...

Why'd you click on this link, huh?? Huh??

It's okay, I'd have totally been curious and clicked that button too. But now you're here, may I direct you to somewhere far more exciting?

What about my Subscribe page where you can sign up for my newsletter? 

Or maybe my Long-form Content Retainer page where I write your emails and blogs for you? 

And if you've already been to those, maybe my blog will have something that tickles your fancy?